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The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts | false |
If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place. | true |
If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. don't do that. | true |
Here's how unfair the tax system is in each state | false |
Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph | true |
Is a death sentence really a death sentence? | false |
6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack | false |
Why do time machines make you happy? they're an anti de-present. | true |
Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least | false |
What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing. | true |
What's the real reason why sjws hate guns? they don't come with trigger warnings. | true |
Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate. | true |
Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch.. | true |
How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying. | true |
How to build muscle: proven strength lessons from milo of croton | false |
What do farmers say when something is important to them? it plays a big tractor. | true |
7 ways to make your home happier and more relaxing in the new year | false |
Gop rep. invited a far-right troll to trump's state of the union | false |
Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video) | false |
What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit. | true |
How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5 | true |
Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together | false |
Why tuna's both cheap and expensive, plentiful and very endangered | false |
What did simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow? mufasa! | true |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? elephino... | true |
Lawyer seeks release of teen accused of killing her allegedly abusive dad | false |
April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos) | false |
Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo) | false |
What is executive dysfunction and could your kid have it? | false |
A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else. | true |
How do you confuse hellen keller? give her a basketball and tell her to read it. | true |
Donald trump says much needs to be 'investigated' in climate science | false |
17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming | false |
Texas is poised to elect its first latina congresswoman | false |
The water from a drinking fountain tastes like pennies and mumps. | true |
I heard they wanted to do an asian version of drive but there's already a movie called crash. | true |
Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together? | false |
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty. | true |
Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt | false |
Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia | false |
Eating fish during pregnancy: low levels of mercury not linked to autism | false |
This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank | false |
How to make oysters rockefeller without a recipe | false |
Kourtney kardashian pulls a 'mean girls' move on khloe | false |
My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast. | true |
Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history | false |
If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong. | true |
Strippers are a lot like magnets. they work by poles. | true |
I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie. | true |
Miley cyrus explains why she's never walking another red carpet | false |
To my student loans i am forever in your debt. | true |
You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad. | true |
Are you a chicken farmer cause' you know how to raise a cock. | true |
Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps? | false |
You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken | true |
I like my car how i like my life. duty free. | true |
Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum. | true |
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped. | true |
Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station | false |
The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry. | true |
Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice. | true |
Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee | false |
Republicans could protect dreamers if they wanted to. but will they? | false |
What is et short for? cos he's only got little legs | true |
So i tried catching some fog today... i mist. | true |
Why did barbie never get pregnant? because ken came in a different box. badum tiss. | true |
Pride in mental health: an interview with the trevor project and crisis text line | false |
How to stop people pleasing in 6 simple steps | false |
Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray | false |
Shoppers boycott 'big bad' amazon, head to walmart.com | false |
Young democrats prefer bernie sanders, new poll finds | false |
Look i can summon australians have you ever, ever felt like this? | true |
Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things | true |
Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding | false |
'gotham' actor donal logue's missing child has been found and is safely home | false |
Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now | true |
What's brown and sticky? (not a stick) my beyonce calendar | true |
Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota | false |
U.s. court to hear arguments tuesday on trump's travel ban | false |
Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos) | false |
F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says sorry, we don't cater for functions | true |
How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president? | true |
World leaders react to the reality of a trump presidency | false |
What's the most frustrating thing in the world? | true |
What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk? an udder failure. | true |
There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? the cops | true |
Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream! | true |
Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug. | true |
Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? it came out cordless! | true |
Beyonc茅 and amal's pregnancies can change the world in a real way | false |
Break out the shovels: northeast faces blizzard and winter storm watch | false |
Campaign manager won't say what donald trump regrets | false |
Feng shui energy in the year of the horse | false |
Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year! | true |
4 ways to become a better risk taker | false |
Has anyone else's world ended yet? mayan hasn't. | true |
Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos) | false |
Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth. | true |
Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team. | true |
Have you heard of the pelican? it's bill fits more than its belly can | true |