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https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-pastors-remind-returning-congregants-to-wear-pants-to-church

As Nation Reopens, Churches Having To Remind People To Put On Pants

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-who-whiffed-on-every-covid-19-prediction-confident-they-know-what-the-weather-is-going-to-be-like-in-100-years

Scientists Who Didn't Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-he-doesnt-recall-tara-reade-or-where-he-is-or-why-theres-a-bunch-of-reporters-in-front-of-him

Biden Says He Doesn’t Recall Tara Reade Or Where He Is Or Why There’s A Bunch Of Reporters In Front Of Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/arbys-adds-in-these-uncertain-times-to-its-we-have-the-meats-slogan

Arby’s Adds 'In These Uncertain Times' To Its 'We Have The Meats' Slogan

https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-newsom-appoints-bill-nye-the-science-guy-head-of-coronavirus-task-force

Governor Newsom Appoints Bill Nye The Science Guy Head Of Coronavirus Task Force

https://babylonbee.com/news/six-year-old-declares-home-sanctuary-city-for-mosquitoes

Six-Year-Old Declares Home A Sanctuary City For Mosquitoes

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-said-good-morning-heres-how-12-different-news-outlets-covered-it

Trump Said 'Good Morning.' Here's How 12 Different News Outlets Covered His Controversial Claim

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-dismisses-sexual-assault-allegations-against-biden-on-grounds-that-he-is-not-a-republican

Judge Dismisses Sexual Assault Allegations Against Biden On Grounds That He Is Not A Republican

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-report-on-tara-reade-a-respectful-minute-of-silence

CNN Report On Tara Reade A Respectful Minute Of Silence

https://babylonbee.com/news/inspiring-celebrities-spell-out-were-all-in-this-together-with-their-yachts

Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts

https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-cdc-computer-modeling-predicts-between-0-and-126-billion-new-covid-19-deaths-by-summer

Latest Computer Model Predicts Between 0 And 12.6 Billion New COVID-19 Deaths By Summer

https://babylonbee.com/news/monopoly-suspends-rent-on-all-properties-and-bumps-up-passing-go-to-600-dollars

Monopoly Suspends Rent On All Properties And Bumps Up Passing Go To $1200

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-deploys-surveillance-drones-to-make-sure-families-sitting-standing-raising-hands-when-worship-leader-tells-them-to

Church Deploys Drones To Make Sure Worshipers Sit, Stand, Raise Hands When Instructed

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-husbands-demand-lockdown-end-so-wives-wont-start-any-more-home-improvement-projects

Men Demand End To Lockdown Before Wives Start Any More Home Improvement Projects

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-we-shouldnt-reopen-the-country-until-we-can-be-safe-from-trump-getting-credit-for-a-good-economy

Democrats Warn We Shouldn’t Reopen The Country Until We Can Be Safe From Trump Getting Credit For A Good Economy

https://babylonbee.com/news/north-korea-reports-kim-jong-un-is-most-alive-person-in-universe

North Korea Reports Kim Jong Un Is 'Most Alive Person In Universe'

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-advises-politicians-keep-at-least-6-feet-apart-when-pointing-fingers-at-each-other

CDC Advises Politicians Keep At Least 6 Feet Apart When Pointing Fingers At Each Other

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-pretty-proud-of-b-he-got-on-sons-fifth-grade-math-test

Dad Pretty Proud Of B+ He Got On Fifth Grader's Math Test

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-support-drinking-bleach-after-learning-it-could-cause-an-abortion

Dems Recommend Drinking Bleach After Learning It Could Cause An Abortion

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-declares-driving-an-suv-is-the-unpardonable-sin

Pope Says Priests Should Deny Communion To People Who Drive SUVs

https://babylonbee.com/news/president-to-dispense-medical-advice-on-dr-trump-show

President To Dispense Medical Advice On New 'Dr. Trump Show'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-says-to-drink-lots-of-water-media-reports-as-deranged-trump-tells-everyone-to-drown-themselves

Trump Says To Drink Lots Of Water, Media Reports He Told Everyone To Drown Themselves

https://babylonbee.com/news/coronavirus-passes-ninjas-as-top-invisible-enemy

Coronavirus Overtakes Ninjas As Top Invisible Enemy

https://babylonbee.com/news/podcast-preaching-in-italy-during-a-pandemic

Podcast: Preaching In Italy During A Pandemic

https://babylonbee.com/news/majority-of-americans-would-rather-risk-covid-death-than-endure-any-more-skype-lectures-from-celebrities

Majority Of Americans Would Rather Risk COVID Death Than Endure Any More Skype Lectures From Celebrities

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-moves-headquarters-underground-after-trump-says-the-sun-is-good

CNN Moves Headquarters Underground After Trump Says The Sun Is Good

https://babylonbee.com/news/masked-bandits-steal-another-500-billion-from-your-grandkids

Gang Of Masked Bandits Steals Another $500 Billion From Your Grandchildren

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-proud-to-select-hillary-clinton-as-my-running-mate-says-joe-biden

'I'm Proud To Select Hillary Clinton As My Running Mate,' Says Joe Biden While Covered In Laser Dots

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-you-can-see-joes-in-perfect-health-says-biden-spokesperson-as-he-slowly-rides-up-stair-lift

'I Assure You, Joe's In Perfect Health,' Says Spokesperson As Biden Slowly Rides Up Stair Lift

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-chick-fil-a-sauce-kills-100-of-germs

Study Finds Chick-Fil-A Sauce Kills 100% Of Germs

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-voting-machines-will-have-vote-opposite-of-celebrities-option

New Voting Machines To Include 'Vote Opposite Of Celebrities' Option

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-okay-to-cry-says-pathetic-excuse-for-a-man

'It's Okay To Cry,' Says Pathetic Excuse For A Man

https://babylonbee.com/news/finding-god-in-tiger-king-9-clear-references-to-the-gospel

Finding God In Tiger King: 9 Clear References To The Gospel

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-totally-in-favor-of-ocasio-cortez-not-going-back-to-work

Nation Totally In Favor Of Ocasio-Cortez Permanently Boycotting Her Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-drops-by-unemployment-office-to-tell-people-how-lucky-they-are-not-to-have-jobs

AOC Drops By Unemployment Office To Tell People How Lucky They Are Not To Have Oppressive Jobs

https://babylonbee.com/news/april-named-bring-your-children-to-work-month

April Officially Named 'Bring Your Children To Work Month'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-threatens-more-plagues-on-nation-unless-state-governors-let-his-people-go

Trump Threatens More Plagues Unless State Governors Let His People Go

https://babylonbee.com/news/dont-slip-away-allie----come-back-to-noah-cries-weeping-brian-stelter-during-nightly-viewing-of-the-notebook

'Don't Slip Away, Allie -- Come Back To Noah!' Cries Weeping Brian Stelter During Nightly Viewing Of 'The Notebook'

https://babylonbee.com/news/podcast-karens-lutherans-and-chain-smoking-monkeys

Podcast: Karens, Lutherans, And Chain-Smoking Monkeys

https://babylonbee.com/news/essential-oils-plummet-to-27-million-a-barrel

Essential Oils Plummet To $2.7 Million A Barrel

https://babylonbee.com/news/alarming-report-suggests-americans-cant-go-much-longer-without-jobs-and-haircuts-before-becoming-hippies

Alarming Report Suggests Americans Can't Go Much Longer Without Jobs And Haircuts Before Becoming Hippies

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-84-of-americans-who-claim-to-follow-jesus-show-no-symptoms

Study: 84% Of Christians Show No Symptoms Of Following Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptists-to-continue-wearing-full-face-masks-at-liquor-store

Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store

https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-now-believe-american-revolution-never-would-have-occurred-if-colonists-had-netflix

Historians Now Believe American Revolution Never Would Have Occurred If Colonists Had Netflix

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-pulling-down-any-posts-quoting-the-first-amendment-for-encouraging-illegal-activity

Facebook Removing Any Posts Quoting The First Amendment For 'Encouraging Illegal Activity'

https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-common-covid-19-talking-points-and-what-they-actually-mean

Infographic: Common COVID-19 Talking Points And What They Actually Mean

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-blinks-help-me-in-morse-code-during-livestream

Biden Blinks 'HELP ME' In Morse Code During Live Stream

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-reports-greatest-one-day-increase-in-cases-of-trump-derangement-syndrome

U.S. Reports Largest One-Day Increase In Cases Of Trump Derangement Syndrome

https://babylonbee.com/news/al-mohler-shows-off-his-new-maga-tattoo

Albert Mohler Shows Off MAGA Chest Tattoo

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-encourages-congregation-to-continue-scriptural-distancing

Joel Osteen Encourages Congregation To Continue Scriptural Distancing

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-the-climate-is-trying-to-transition-and-we-need-to-support-himherit

Op-Ed: The Climate Is Trying To Transition And We Need To Support Him/Her/It

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-declares-hollywood-celebrities-will-remain-locked-down-permanently

Trump Declares Lockdown Will Be Lifted For Everyone Except Hollywood Celebrities

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-homeschoolers-arriving-at-college-woefully-unprepared-for-gender-studies

Study: Majority Of Homeschoolers Arrive At College Woefully Unprepared For Gender Studies

https://babylonbee.com/news/mi-governor-revolting-against-a-tyrannical-government-is-simply-unamerican

Michigan Governor: 'Revolting Against A Tyrannical Government Is Simply Un-American'

https://babylonbee.com/news/de-blasio-announces-system-for-reporting-social-distancing-violations-knowledgeable-actors-reporting-edict-noncompliance-karen

De Blasio Announces System For Reporting Social Distancing Violations: Knowledgeable Actors Reporting Edict Noncompliance (KAREN)

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-americas-grand-reopening-sale

Trump Announces America's Grand Reopening Sale

https://babylonbee.com/news/streets-of-heaven-now-paved-with-toilet-paper

Streets Of Heaven Now Paved With Toilet Paper

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-rush-to-defend-kavanaugh-after-he-puts-on-joe-biden-mask

Dems Rush To Defend Kavanaugh After He Puts On Joe Biden Mask

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-members-could-get-used-to-this-newfound-ability-to-mute-worship-band

Church Members Worshiping At Home Could Get Used To This Mute Feature

https://babylonbee.com/news/mysterious-masked-man-fights-off-masked-men-to-save-masked-man

Mysterious Masked Man Fights Off Masked Men To Save Masked Man

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-erupt-in-protests-after-planned-parenthood-begins-offering-puppy-abortions

Democrats Erupt In Protests After Planned Parenthood Begins Offering Puppy Abortions

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-votes-to-use-one-ring-of-power-to-solve-current-crisis

Congress Votes To Use One Ring Of Power To Solve Current Crisis

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-liberty-and-gold-the-ron-paul-interview

God, Liberty, And Gold: The Ron Paul Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/cricket-gives-report-on-biden-allegations

Cricket In CNN Newsroom Gives Detailed Report On Biden Allegations

https://babylonbee.com/news/time-traveler-desperately-explains-to-noah-why-he-needs-to-kill-those-bats

Time Traveler Desperately Explains To Noah Why He Can't Let Those Bats Get On The Ark

https://babylonbee.com/news/osteen-ordered-to-wear-mask-to-slow-spread-of-heresy

Joel Osteen Ordered To Wear Soundproof Mask To Stop Spread Of False Gospel

https://babylonbee.com/news/mormon-church-deploys-remote-missionary-drones

Mormon Church Switches To Missionary Robots

https://babylonbee.com/news/most-millennials-completely-unaffected-by-orders-to-stay-in-parents-home-not-work

Most Millennials Completely Unaffected By Orders To Stay In Parents' Home, Not Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-on-biden-allegations-some-presidential-candidate-did-something

CNN On Biden Allegations: 'Some Presidential Candidate Did Something'

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-wuhan-lab-changes-sign-to-0-days-since-accidentally-releasing-a-virus

Uh-Oh: Wuhan Lab Changes Sign To '0 Days Since Accidentally Releasing A Virus'

https://babylonbee.com/news/skydiving-accident-ruled-death-by-coronavirus

Skydiving Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus

https://babylonbee.com/news/arkham-asylum-frees-all-inmates-to-prevent-spread-of-coronavirus

Arkham Asylum Releases All Inmates Amid Coronavirus Fears

https://babylonbee.com/news/stimulus-delayed-as-trump-insists-on-personally-delivering-giant-check-to-every-american

Stimulus Delayed As Trump Insists On Personally Delivering Giant Check To Every American

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-almost-ready-for-plagues-2-through-10

America Prepares For Plagues 2 Through 10

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-spices-up-sermon-with-laugh-track

Church Adds Laugh Track After Pastor's Jokes

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-sports-fans-would-even-watch-soccer-at-this-point

American Sports Fans Would Even Watch Soccer At This Point

https://babylonbee.com/news/podcast-bernie-biden-and-boomers

Podcast: Bernie, Biden, And Boomers

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-says-5-golden-tickets-to-be-hidden-among-stimulus-checks

Trump Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Tickets Among Stimulus Checks

https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-filled-with-suspicious-looking-masked-people-like-always

Portland Filled With Unemployed, Masked People Just Like Always

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-states-calling-for-common-sense-religion-control

More Government Officials Calling For Common-Sense Religion Control

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-assures-wife-he-will-get-to-the-leaky-faucet-during-the-next-global-pandemic

Man Assures Wife He Will Get Around To Fixing The Leaky Faucet During The Next Global Pandemic

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-baby-toys-look-just-like-dangerous-objects-so-babies-will-actually-want-to-play-with-them

Genius Idea: These New Toys Look Just Like Dangerous Objects So Babies Will Actually Want To Play With Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-impressed-by-michigan-governors-totalitarian-policies

China Impressed By Michigan Governor's Totalitarian Policies

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-thanks-corn-pop-for-his-endorsement

Biden: 'I'm Delighted To Have The Endorsement Of My Old Pal Corn Pop'

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-biden-has-touched-us-all

Obama: 'Biden Has Touched Us All'

https://babylonbee.com/news/vicious-tyrant-trump-wants-to-let-people-leave-their-homes

Vicious Tyrant Trump Wants To Let People Leave Their Homes

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-arts-degrees-renamed-non-essential-worker-degrees

'Liberal Arts Degrees' Renamed 'Non-Essential Worker Degrees'

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-give-me-liberty-or-give-me-a-total-government-lockdown-whatevers-cool

Op-Ed: Give Me Liberty Or Give Me A Total Government Lockdown, Whatever's Cool

https://babylonbee.com/news/medical-experts-confirm-democrats-have-developed-herd-immunity-to-sexual-assault-allegations

Medical Experts Confirm Democrats Have Developed Herd Immunity To Sexual Assault Allegations

https://babylonbee.com/news/public-school-teacher-homeschooling-makes-kids-more-stupider

Public School Teacher: 'Homeschooling Is Making Kids More Stupider'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kentucky-orders-all-churchgoers-to-wear-yellow-cross

Kentucky Orders All Churchgoers To Wear Yellow Cross

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-finds-more-people-would-trust-fauci-if-he-wore-one-of-those-giant-doctor-disk-thingies-on-his-head

Poll Finds More People Would Trust Fauci If He Wore One Of Those Giant Doctor Disk Thingies On His Head

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyts-in-depth-investigation-of-the-allegations-against-biden-reveal-that-hes-a-democrat

NYT’s In-Depth Investigation Of The Allegations Against Biden Reveals That He’s A Democrat

https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-authorities-investigating-jesus-for-violating-stay-in-tomb-order

Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-now-in-long-distance-relationship-with-girl-across-the-street

Local Man Pursuing Long-Distance Relationship With Girl Across The Street

https://babylonbee.com/news/sat-to-be-replaced-with-dna-test-to-determine-how-oppressed-you-are

SAT To Be Replaced With DNA Test To Determine How Oppressed You Are

https://babylonbee.com/news/men-finally-washing-hands

Nation's Men Finally Washing Hands Even When No One Else Is In Bathroom

https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-history-of-deadly-catastrophes

Infographic: Deadliest Disasters Of World History

https://babylonbee.com/news/modern-day-chanukah-family-celebrates-the-miracle-of-one-roll-of-toilet-paper-lasting-eight-days

Modern-Day Hanukkah: Roll Of Toilet Paper Miraculously Lasts Eight Days

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-elusive-pro-life-democrat-the-kristen-day-interview

The Elusive Pro-Life Democrat: The Kristen Day Interview