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3 hot takes on the hot toddy for the winter ahead | false |
10101 = 20 sorry, i'm a bit high right now. | true |
You need to understand latin and german to understand this one ovum ovum, quid lacus ego. | true |
Sarah paulson likes to carry a little piece of marcia clark around with her | false |
Oh, look at the moon! i've seen the moon. thanks. | true |
Milliband, clegg and farage have quit. proof that the conservatives are forcing people out of work. | true |
This rose gold hair trend will straight up give you life | false |
Best african soccer team ever! the french national team... | true |
Whoever said that all press is good press... clearly hasn't heard of lostprophets. | true |
I had a mayweather joke but,... it ran away. | true |
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. i hope it's thinking about me too. | true |
Double sixes: what backgammon and my daughter taught me about how to lighten up | false |
Why did the ac wave try to hang himself? he was sinusoidal. | true |
Maths and girls are the most complicated things, but maths at least has some logic. | true |
Super irritating what kind of dogs use internet the ones we call dog-e | true |
I have 7,777 followers. shouldn't coins be coming out of my computer or something? #gyp | true |
Why are terrorists so popular at parties? because they're the bomb | true |
I really dislike the n word... i don't even like saying vinegar. | true |
From home birth to hospital: my story of fetal atrial flutter | false |
Nasa's kepler spacecraft recovers from unexplained emergency mode | false |
What do you call a shooting at a mexican golf course? a hole in juan | true |
I like my violence like i like my beer.. domestic. | true |
Never drink and derive you'll integrate something you don't need. | true |
Ewan mcgregor in 'star wars: episode vii'? actor reportedly set to reprise role as obi-wan kenobi | false |
My wife caught me crossdressing.. so i packed her things and left. | true |
The emmys were really a celebration of black sisterhood | false |
What it's like to get caught in a wildfire | false |
Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships. | true |
Ky jelly for when your cousin just ain't feeling it. | true |
Russia says u.s. missiles in poland, romania would violate treaty | false |
So how is your sushi? meh, it's all rice. | true |
Bullying and mental health: study links anxiety, hyperactivity in kids to bullying | false |
What to do with your mind during meditation | false |
Toy inventors make the best writers they have many novel ideas. | true |
Show someone you love them today by rearranging the apps on their phone. | true |
The sad story of a homeless genie he lost his bottle | true |
Voters are urging democratic debate moderators to #askaboutabortion | false |
So he says nice glasses and i say thanks! they're for seeing *slaps knee* | true |
Diamond beauty treatments to bling out your look (photos) | false |
How do you make sure man will never find something? name it clit. | true |
Report: manafort offered to brief russian billionaire during 2016 campaign | false |
When i went scuba diving the guy gave me the wrong breathing gases, what an oxy moron. | true |
What do you call a well-endowed asian man? hung lo | true |
Troye sivan won't change his unabashedly queer tune for trump | false |
Relationship status: my wife calls me her chauffeur because i drive her nuts... | true |
Pope francis canonizes palestinian nuns days after recognizing state of palestine | false |
Heinz ketchup: we're not ashamed to love it, because it is the best | false |
What do a christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? their balls are for decoration only. | true |
London: for a great afternoon snack, avoid the big chains (photos) | false |
Report: north korea may be moving intercontinental ballistic missile | false |
Pay attention queens: why the oklahoma fraternity fiasco should matter to us | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 6 | false |
So two guys walk into a bar holding holding hands i think i'm at the wrong bar... | true |
Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? the woman... im sorry | true |
If russia invaded turkey from the rear....... do you think greece would help? | true |
Me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: please stop calling me that. my name is susan | true |
A feminist asked me how i view lesbians apparently 'hd' wasn't the right answer | true |
How to dos someone without any tech knowledge steal all their shirts and shoes | true |
New outside reports call tamir rice shooting 'objectively unreasonable' | false |
Tomorrowland or george clooney moons over a too, too young teen robot | false |
Jodie sweetin has finally 'given up' on an olsen twins appearance in 'fuller house' | false |
Bill maher taunts conservatives with 'mass shooting at country music awards' joke | false |
What do you call a horny priest? a firm believer. | true |
John kerry: two-state solution in jeopardy in middle east | false |
I'm so single, the variables i declare are double. | true |
Cheese shop exploded thankfully i was only hit by da brie | true |
Paul ryan calls trump's attack on gold star family 'beyond the pale,' still supports him | false |
What is iron man's favorite month? fe-bruary thanks :d | true |
What do you do when you see a spaceman? you park your car, man. | true |
I was reading a book on anti-gravity i found it difficult to put down. | true |
I had a nightmare where footloose was rebooted as many times as spiderman. | true |
The importance of our evolution beyond killing for food | false |
Former u.s. olympians have no regrets over 1968 black power protest | false |
I was sitting in traffic today and i got run over. | true |
What do you call an alligator with a map? a navigator. | true |
Why did snoop dogg need an umbrella? because he was scared of a lil' wayne. | true |
Ceo who led indiana boycott supports confederate flag removal | false |
Which woman has jesus as a nephew? the auntie christ. | true |
I gotta hand it to stephen hawking because he can't catch. | true |
I mailed my letter to santa today. it was an index card that said not aids. | true |
Why do people think henry the sixth was a norseman? because he was a vi king. | true |
Culture is the winning ingredient that's changed the falcons | false |
What do you call corn with a sense of humor? laughing stalk | true |
Glaucoma screening: task force skeptical about recommending tests | false |
It's five o'clock somewhere i say as i leave work at 9am | true |
Weddings: how to have a glamorous wedding like kate middleton or kim kardashian | false |
Leadership for change: harvard professor discusses changing sleep habits on a national scale | false |
Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... being on his computer all day | true |
Louisville will not let vandalized islamic center suffer alone | false |
How does thor's brother like to party? he likes to keep it pretty lo-key | true |
Gay wedding cakes and the united states constitution | false |
Why did mr ohm marry mrs ohm? because he couldn't resistor... old but classic! | true |
The desolation of a monk's dreams -- the monastery of st. george | false |
A top republican just dealt trumpcare a potentially mortal blow | false |
Jennifer esposito: celiac disease cost me my job on cbs' 'blue bloods' | false |
Breakfast sandwiches that make us wonder why we ever eat anything else | false |
Confucius say, woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down. it's true. do the math. | true |
Guess how much a piece of kate middleton and prince william's cake sold for at auction! | false |
Do you know why android fanboys don't like apple products? | true |
Breakup advice: tweeters explain how to get over a breakup | false |