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Misophonia: when sufferers are full of sound and fury | false |
Orlando massacre survivor: 'the guilt of being alive is heavy' | false |
What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil | true |
I bet firemen super-bidet each other when they're bored. | true |
Mississippi school finds no evidence principal cut student's hair without permission (update) | false |
Anti-trump protesters scale crane near white house, urge public to 'resist' | false |
Kansas city man predicts esurance super bowl commercial winner before announcement | false |
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made. | true |
No, i don't hate you. i promise. cross my heart and hope you die. | true |
I tried to catch some fog... but i mist. | true |
The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. nothing beats his meat! | true |
What do you call alcohol distilled by the avengers' enemies? hydra-gin | true |
Why you should spiral cut your wiener for the best hot dogs | false |
This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. really???? | true |
Why is a giraffe's neck so long? because it's head is so far away from it's body. | true |
An instagram worth a thousand likes: what our photos are really saying about us | false |
If hillary clinton and donald drumpf are in a boat and it capsizes. who survives? america. | true |
13 things i'm tired of hearing when people find out i don't drink | false |
What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? a'merkin | true |
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? virgin mobile! xd | true |
Here's evidence floyd mayweather and conor mcgregor actually love each other | false |
Aid worker who narrowly escaped syria injured in istanbul attack | false |
Traces of ancient jerusalem famine seen in cooking-related artifacts found in cistern | false |
Daddy what is a transvestite? ask your mommy he knows it. | true |
If this anti-gay pundit gets his way, you'll start using the word 'garriage' | false |
3 ways to spend more time with your family without quitting your job | false |
What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? pretty fucking funny. | true |
What do you call a circus full of mean people? a jerkus. | true |
Kellyanne conway compares 'alternative facts' to that best picture oscar mix-up | false |
Bayard rustin: honoring america's 'lost prophet' on his 100th birthday | false |
New study links hearing loss with depression risk | false |
A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. it came to blows. | true |
Why a woman doesn't make sense to a man... actually they make 77 cents to a man. | true |
Laugh and the world laughs with you. snore and you sleep alone | true |
Group supporting joe biden amps up hiring in hopes of 2016 run | false |
A masochist walked into a bar but he was okay with it | true |
10 reasons why you're more susceptible to identity theft during the holidays | false |
Q: how does al gore spell potato? a: t-a-t-e-r. | true |
Billy eichner wants to see your best touchdown dance | false |
A man overdosed on viagra his wife took it very hard | true |
#cyborgtrumpproblems aims to find donald trump's major malfunction | false |
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long. | true |
Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. he wants to make america grate again. | true |
World's most patient dog poses with food, looks positively adorable | false |
Patagonia boycotts major event in utah over gop push to undo conservation effort | false |
My motto in life is always give 100%. which makes blood donation quite tricky. | true |
The perfect knock knock joke knock knock who's there? i eat mop. i eat mop who? | true |
Why is james bond a terrible motivational speaker? because the audiences are shaken, not stirred. | true |
Virginia mclaurin danced with the obamas, but she can鈥檛 get photo id | false |
Trump responds to father of killed american soldier, can鈥檛 name a single sacrifice | false |
Group assignments person: i have an idea me: so did hitler | true |
Australia man hails drag queens as 'angels' after they fight off his homophobic attackers | false |
I'm so old i remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn. | true |
People already have a lot to say about hillary 2016 | false |
My chest hair connected with connected with my armpit my hair is really going places | true |
What changes the more popular it gets hillary clinton's views | true |
This shelter dog stopped eating because no one wanted him | false |
The best english muffin in the world is in napa valley | false |
What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? the black person. | true |
Why was cinderella thrown off the basketball team? she ran away from the ball. | true |
Keke palmer slays her cover of beyonc茅's 'love on top' | false |
If tumblr was edible it would have alot of trans fat | true |
Lest we forget why gay men love britney and madonna | false |
Science and religion quotes: what world's greatest scientists say about god | false |
Baby liam karpiuk's millennium falcon pays tribute to 'star wars', han solo (photos) | false |
How do you make a dog go meow? freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. meeeoww!! | true |
Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them ! | true |
Holychild wants 'brat pop' to save the world | false |
Uber, lyft drivers discriminate based on race, gender, study finds | false |
Hawaii legalized same-sex marriage 6 months ago -- guess what's happened since | false |
Tom brady says gisele bundchen told him to shut up about politics | false |
These dads are going above and beyond to support breastfeeding | false |
What did the victims of a month-delayed april fool's prank feel? dismay. | true |
Miami-dade will abandon 'sanctuary' immigration policies after trump order, mayor says | false |
Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/jokes? because jokes are the white man's burden. | true |
Incoming missouri state rep just accused her future colleague of rape | false |
The intriguing case of the russian the americans wanted but that armenia wouldn't turn over | false |
This conservative senator is trying to woo progressives with bills he says restrict trump | false |
New rules and research mark a coming of age for workplace health | false |
This earth day, make healthy food swaps that are good for you and the planet | false |
There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them. | true |
Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread! now he's toast | true |
How to combat summer learning loss (hint: it's not math camp) | false |
What does an lgbt couple do to show affection? embruce | true |
Three people killed at colorado abortion clinic sounds like a slow day to me | true |
Viola davis celebrated her oscars win in sneakers like a boss | false |
The biggest mistake you're probably making in your bathroom | false |
Inside the gop effort to draft an independent candidate to derail trump | false |
How do you starve a black person? hide their welfare check under their work boots. | true |
'sesame street' hurricane episode set to air post-sandy | false |
Snoop dogg is developing a show for hbo | false |
Is genetic testing for breast cancer right for you? | false |
This is why the beyhive is mad at emma watson | false |
Avn's best actress award goes too... you acting pussy like a chick in a porn film. | true |
Bernie sanders: 'the business model of wall street is fraud' | false |
I tried to write a song about a fajita.... but it turned into a wrap. | true |
Lack of diversity in tech makes it difficult to override russian fake news | false |
We tried it: maria sharapova's new year's crush workout | false |
The only website a computer with internet explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg | true |
What do you get if you cross an egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? toot and car man. | true |