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Jimmy fallon named most desirable celebrity neighbor for 2014 | false |
Boondoggle hq: the $25 million building in afghanistan nobody needed | false |
The link between suicide among girls in rural idlib and underage marriages | false |
Mars snowflakes have same diameter as human red blood cells, mit study shows | false |
What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? sieg-kale, sieg-kale! | true |
Wedding flowers: 4 centerpieces for your bridal shower (photos) | false |
Home is where the heart is, and the heart never really leaves home | false |
#1: my personality is 30% the last movie i watched. | true |
Four black trailblazers on how they are empowering communities of color | false |
Ryan gosling opens up about his baby daughter esmeralda | false |
What do you call a women with 1 leg? ilene | true |
Did you hear? chuck norris moved to endor he became an ewok'er texas ranger. | true |
Boston: a wonderful and safe place to enjoy the 4th of july | false |
Duterte trusts that donald trump will be fair on immigration | false |
I'm great in bed; i can sleep for days. | true |
Documentarians to create immigrant food videos targeted to conservatives | false |
Embracing the dark and the light: lessons of the equinox | false |
Design inspiration: 11 rooms that live with art (photos) | false |
I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese i said where ? | true |
Trump voters don鈥檛 blame him for the health care bill鈥檚 failure | false |
Obama offers final rosh hashanah greeting as president | false |
What did the horny astronomer say to the telescope? i wanna see uranus. | true |
Photons don't have mass. does that mean that the light of god doesn't go to church? | true |
Wednesday's morning email: what you missed last night in trump's state of the union | false |
Why did adele crossed the road? to say hello from the other side. | true |
Why 'being nice' is not part of effective communication (and what to do instead) | false |
In order to write a good essay about trees.. ..you'll need to write a good photosynthesis. | true |
Authorities missed many 'red flags' before paris attacks | false |
A beginner's guide to visiting medell铆n - how to spend a long weekend | false |
How do dating sites in alabama save money? they link to ancestry.com | true |
Knock knock who's there ! bargain ! bargain who ? bargain up the wrong tree ! | true |
Non-speaking (at times) autistic provides insight into communication differences, part i | false |
Did you hear that protons have mass? na | true |
Why did the kid punch the bed? his mother told him to hit the hay. | true |
Mexico creates pacific marine sanctuary to protect its 'crown jewel' | false |
Why do girls like nice guys? cause nice guys always finish last. | true |
What the iraq war can teach us about fighting isis | false |
This san francisco bay area hotel suite is $25,000 a night | false |
This week in world war i, april 16-22, 1916 | false |
What's better than a rose on a piano? tulips on an organ. edit: accidentally a letter. | true |
Movie names for your penis there will be blood your turn | true |
Why can't bikes stand up on their own? they are two tired. | true |
Anyone ever see stevie wonders wife? neither has he. | true |
Laurensia swandito's gps guide on forgetting troubles before bed | false |
A u.s. company may have helped putin strike oil gold in the arctic | false |
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve | true |
Who's killed more natives than general custer? jack daniels | true |
Why can't jesus play hockey? he keeps getting nailed to the boards!... | true |
Andrew cuomo aide shot in head before brooklyn parade | false |
Jennifer lopez, casper smart relationship: lopez talks dating on 'katie' (video) | false |
Latinos sound off on the worst of the second presidential debate | false |
Why did davy crockett always wear a coonskin cap? it was a birthday present from his wife! | true |
Get off the goddamn twitter, go out & live your life! i'll be here when you get back | true |
Rihanna 'disgusted' by donald trump's attempt to block muslims from entering u.s. | false |
Why couldn't the lizard get it up? he had ereptile dysfunction. | true |
No two prayer spaces are quite the same | false |
Why japan misreads china -- and what to do about it | false |
Artist transforms photos of kids into whimsical illustrations | false |
Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. i didn't get the point. | true |
What divorced moms need for christmas (and the rest of the year) | false |
Suit yourself: your first big boy suit (infographic) | false |
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. i don't know what he laced them with but fuck you. | true |
Whoever snuck the s in fast food is a clever little b@stard. | true |
Tennis star novak djokovic fires balls at james corden's head in the name of comedy | false |
Why did the mexican guy rob a train? he had a loco motive. | true |
What is the fakest part of skyrim? the fact that red guards can swim. | true |
How the hell do you appraise a crappy drawing by donald trump? | false |
Massive, churning sinkhole swallows couple's backyard in australia | false |
The killing spree: 'sikhing' answers to eternal questions | false |
Democrats are ceding foreign policy too early in the 2016 election | false |
Depressed? just imagine ozzy osbourne struggling to pour a giant jar of change into a coinstar. | true |
Transgender army sergeant shane ortega opens up about his journey | false |
Dad sends kids flying in magical halloween photo series | false |
10 things i wish i could tell my younger self | false |
My baby brought me joy and a life-altering diagnosis | false |
What does reddit say to the joker that doesn't have a punchline? | true |
My friend recently got crushed by books. he's got his shelf to blame. | true |
Celebrities and activists share letters #toimmigrantswithlove on twitter | false |
I had a muslim only party last night was a blast | true |
Knock knock. who's there? owls go. owls go who? | true |
Lupita nyong'o is summertime fine at the veuve clicquot polo classic | false |
Why is the ferguson police department a fan of pokemon? because you gotta catch jamal | true |
This african country is cracking down on illegal ivory, but its chinese smugglers complicate things | false |
Want to hear my limousine joke na its too long | true |
Tech and baby monitoring: not the best mix | false |
Singer jake owen describes las vegas shooting: 'we're all still trying to process' | false |
4 things your hair can say about your health | false |
I'm against vaccination! vaccines save lives and i'm against overpopulation! | true |
American women are getting more sleep than men | false |
Parkland survivor criticizes laura ingraham for only apologizing after advertisers fled | false |
The answer to your question about catching ebola on the subway | false |
I had a muslim co-worker named ... christian | true |
Why is the champs-elysees lined with trees? so the germans can march in the shade. | true |
What's the difference between ufos and an honest politician? it is possible that ufos exist. | true |
The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck. | true |
Voting and health: 5 reasons why it's good for you | false |
I have a friend named chris hoffman i asked him to name his son jack. | true |
Why did helen keller's dog kill itself? you would to if ur name was arrghhvjvjvkkrhvy | true |
A toothless beaver walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here? | true |
Funny teacher responses to can i go to the bathroom? forget the classic i don't know, can you? | true |