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Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common | true |
How it's easier to become a st. louis police officer than a barber | false |
Russia anti-gay law protest draws hundreds in london | false |
Do rich people ask loaded questions? i mean, surely they do, right? | true |
Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem | true |
Which side of the plate does the phone go on? | true |
Gravity 0/5: worst space jam sequel ever. literally no basketball. | true |
Wedding planner: how to become a big day planner (infographic) | false |
Tifu: i ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! oops. wrong sub. | true |
Little league dads brawl in georgia, and other bad parenting examples | false |
Rev. franklin graham, your god is too small | false |
Why i consider myself a jokester jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles. | true |
Gop senator slams doj legal opinion as 'nonsense' that 'floods the swamp' | false |
Why do mermaids wear seashells? because they can't fit into d-shells. | true |
Happy centennial, jeannette rankin -- the first woman elected to congress | false |
You can use lemon juice to get the goat's blood out of the drapes. #householdhints | true |
Phil jackson, lakers rumors swirling: will 'zen master' return to los angeles? | false |
'p is for p*ssy' is the alphabet book of your wet dreams | false |
Day 5: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women | false |
What is the worst part about being told you have alzheimer's? it never happens just once. | true |
Why was the dog so depressed? he was having a hard time looking up. | true |
Why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.... | true |
Michael bay looks like if cocaine was a person. | true |
Well done, you are popular on social media. sorry about the rest of your life. | true |
Never go to bed angry is the worst advice ever. i haven't slept in eleven years. | true |
How do you make a jewish philosopher have a eureka moment? tell him the final solution. | true |
Social media etiquette tips for rebecca romijn from our readers | false |
Grilled shrimp skewers with tomato, garlic & herbs | false |
Here, take my advice. it's not like i'm using it... | true |
Gop rep. just found out he invited kim davis to the state of the union | false |
Heidi klum mixes prints at book signing: yay or nay? (photos, poll) | false |
Royal ascot 2013 brings out stylish royals (photos) | false |
Gop lawmaker ignores her own advice about engaging millennials through town halls | false |
Twitter imagines trump as a hallmark card writer and it’s … sad! | false |
How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram? \#nophiltrum | true |
Dear clear high heels, thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not. | true |
Learn how to kiss to reduce your stress | false |
My name is steven but the bank calls me owen. owen lotts. | true |
Why did obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? because it's white and it works | true |
#climatechangemusic is twitter's way of tuning out the deniers | false |
The democratic base is marching right past its leaders | false |
I have to start going to friends' funerals. otherwise, they won't come to mine. | true |
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil! | true |
What do you call a nuclear-powered car? a mobile-chernobyl! | true |
What do you call two lesbians on a canoe? fur traders | true |
Heartwarming photo of police officer comforting baby at scene of accident goes viral | false |
Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by batman. | true |
There are tv shows literally every day so no i am not free to hang out ever. | true |
Why does everybody hate tampons? they're stuck up bitches. | true |
Americans: iran and iraq are countries, not apple products, so say their names properly. | true |
'true detective' season 3 has a pulse, might be in the works at hbo | false |
Food tattoos: a few of our favorites, from pigs to cupcakes | false |
Border collies are not very inbred... you know what dogs *are* inbred? hotdogs. | true |
*deletes embarrassing drunk tweets *tweets embarrassing sober ones | true |
What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? i think we're in sink. | true |
I think my iphone is broken. i keep pressing the home button but i'm still at work! | true |
They really need to add a download this song illegally button on pandora. | true |
The striking teachers' biggest supporters are their own students | false |
What's the opposite of an antijoke? an unclejoke | true |
Why don't robots have any brothers? they all have transisters. | true |
Former house speaker john boehner is now lobbying for medical marijuana | false |
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? roberto . . hahah . . . fuck | true |
Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? because they lacked porpoises. | true |
I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals. | true |
Federal workers told to halt external communication in first week under trump | false |
My wife kicked me in the balls today... she always goes for the low-hanging fruit. | true |
I like my rum like i like my women twelve years old and mixed up with coke. | true |
A baby seal walks into a club and later dies from complications of severe brain damage. | true |
How i turned a traumatic accident into an opportunity to help | false |
If tom cats refuse to eat their food are they boycatting it? | true |
A little skin and a lot of mustache in kolkata | false |
Oh, so you wanna argue? bring it, i got my caps lock on ! | true |
I like my women like i like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke. | true |
Did you here about the pizza place that when bankrupt? i guess they weren't making enough dough | true |
Wanna hear a zoophile joke? so, this guy gets into a bar. | true |
What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? a knife has a point... | true |
Links suspected between severed heads found in louisiana and texas | false |
Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? sir loin. | true |
Hey, jose! how many of our friends do you see? just juan. | true |
Msnbc gives in to disingenuous right-wing smear, fires sam seder | false |
Donald trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! except for the wall. | true |
Most americans aren't planning to talk politics this thanksgiving | false |
Isis fan sentenced to 20 years in prison for reblogging threatening gif on tumblr | false |
I wish i could remember how the hell i ignored people before i owned a cell phone. | true |
What happens if an asian gets stung by a bee? their gpa drops | true |
It's still a travel ban, and it still targets muslims | false |
What is it called when batman leaves church? christian bale... | true |
Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery? because celery stalks | true |
Jennifer aniston found the pants of your comfort-loving dreams | false |
That cold, helpless feeling when you're walking without your phone | false |
3 guys walked into a bar... i was outside, i didn't see what happend... | true |
Every star who makes a cameo in the 'veronica mars' movie | false |
What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? homo alone! | true |
Barcelona win la liga with win at granada, real madrid finish second | false |
Remember when republicans wanted to punish officials for 'carelessness' with intel? | false |
What did one snow man say to the other? smells like carrots | true |
Greta gerwig wants to prove that 'there's a space' for more women onscreen | false |
Kim kardashian is wearing a grill again to bling in the new year | false |
Last-minute mother's day gift ideas that mom will actually appreciate (video, photos) | false |
The best hotel coffee bars across the u.s. (photos) | false |