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What concert costs $0.45 50 cent with nickelback as the opening act. | true |
Michelle rhee and the high price of education leadership | false |
What did the man say to the giant squid? what's kraken? jajajajajjajjaja | true |
Children with adhd have dimmer prospects as adults, new study says | false |
I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock it's about fucking time | true |
The real reason jesus died on the cross he forgot the safeword. | true |
What does the academy value in a black performance? | false |
Are these ipad cases or clutches? you decide (photos) (photos) | false |
The rabbi really messed up that circumcision... it was a total rip-off. | true |
I don't trust atoms. because they make up everything | true |
Santa and elf fired after refusing photo with autistic girl and pitbull | false |
What's he difference between santa claus and a jew? santa goes *down* the chimney. | true |
Britain's labour party readies for potential leadership battle | false |
Santi cazorla's two goals lift arsenal over fulham, back to top of premier league (video) | false |
I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. unfortunately, i'm home-schooled. | true |
What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime? small medium at large. | true |
How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face. | true |
How to be fearless when shopping for a car | false |
He's perhaps not their first choice, but top civil rights groups praise supreme court nominee | false |
My cattle ate my entire pot field. the steaks have never been higher. | true |
Huffpollster: hillary clinton leads nationally, struggles in some battleground states | false |
Girl, are you an itt tech degree? because you're worthless. | true |
Chris rock is going to run for president | false |
Did you hear about the italian chef that died? he pasta way. | true |
Progressive canadian leader: justin trudeau should ‘stand up’ to donald trump | false |
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam | true |
Him: i feel- me: i feel it too. it's just like phoebe said. you're my lobster. him: -gassy. | true |
What do you call an israeli rooster? a koke. | true |
Former rolling stone bassist bill wyman diagnosed with prostate cancer | false |
World's rudest place names: interactive map charts 'vaguely rude' town names | false |
A shockingly easy way to remove permanent marker stains (video) | false |
Why did batman go to the corner store? for just ice | true |
10 places to go while they are still cheap: 2014 edition | false |
'stranger things' lego remake will make you crave for season 2 | false |
Msu sued for allegedly discouraging student from reporting rape | false |
Ice cube, john legend, and new edition to receive stars on hollywood walk of fame | false |
Cartoon your way to fame: donald trump edition | false |
Jose antonio vargas discusses unpacking race in new doc 'white people' | false |
Obama: 'part of what i'd love is a vacation from the press' | false |
What was the difference between c# and vb about 6 months. | true |
This beautiful cat cheated death, against all the odds | false |
What sport does the kool-aid man play? baseball; he's a pitcher. | true |
Bob dylan thanks jimi hendrix, johnny cash in heartfelt acceptance speech | false |
In god we trust everyone else must pay cash | true |
Nick jonas is popular again... i bet kevin and joe jonas are jealous | true |
New recording of mlk's 'i have a dream' speech discovered | false |
I did not see that coming dude that was titanic | true |
Even small changes in global temperatures can have disastrous consequences for birds | false |
Thoughts on turning 30: be curious, tango, and make it count | false |
What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? algae bru | true |
Monday's morning email: the nfl takes a knee | false |
My friend gets pissed when they call his phone a droid i told him: it's **an**droid, after all. | true |
How do you get 50 old ladies to yell fuck? have one old lady yell bingo | true |
A steadfast commitment to end the tobacco epidemic | false |
Justin bieber unveils trailer for new documentary 'believe' | false |
'high school musical' cast reunites to celebrate 10-year anniversary | false |
Papers from blackbeard wreckage lead to 18th-century voyage thriller | false |
Men and miscarriage: coping with pregnancy loss (video) | false |
How do you blow up a muslim's iphone? put it into airplane mode | true |
This brazilian gymnast is wowing the hometown crowd in rio | false |
Divorce attorney's business card is not what it seems (photo) | false |
Italy rescues almost 1,000 migrants amid spike in deaths at sea | false |
Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and still take 3 plates home. | true |
Sheryl crow's sons like to rewrite her songs with silly kid humor | false |
The moment i knew i didn't need to diet (submit your video) | false |
Nebraska senator uses gore porn to argue for restoring death penalty | false |
Jimmy fallon jokes his grandma got run over by a reindeer | false |
How do mesquite trees get taller? they stand on their mesqui-toes! | true |
What's the i.t. guy's favorite pokemon game? it's a toss up between ruby and perl. | true |
British police say no evidence london attacker had any association with islamic state, al qaeda | false |
Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways? he was a foyer. | true |
Why does nobody laugh at zombie-peter pan's jokes? he always tells them with a dead pan face. | true |
My miscarriage: the story i will keep telling | false |
Wedding registry: study says stores now do the wedding planning, not families | false |
What gets wet when it dries?? a towel | true |
What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner? chicken ticka ticka ticka masala | true |
Rick perry calls on fbi director james comey to resign over clinton emails | false |
Why do some blondes have bruised belly buttons? because there are blond guys too. | true |
What if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time | true |
Egyptian barley salad to citrus slaw: 8 flavor-packed fall salads | false |
Once we had clinton, johnny cash and bob hope. now we have bush, no cash and no hope. | true |
What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane? carrion. | true |
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? because the snowblower was coming down the block. | true |
Personality quiz: which celebrity would choose you as her bridesmaid? | false |
What does paul inces mum make for christmas ? ince pies ! | true |
Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. | true |
I got arrested for killing a black man they charged me with impersonating a police officer. | true |
What do you call a jamaican teacher at hogwarts? de mentor. | true |
What's john lennon's favorite card game? yoko uno | true |
I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my windows phone | true |
Girl are you monday because i am not looking forward to seeing you again | true |
Yoshi meets mario's parents. nice to meet you, it's about time he's been riding me for years. | true |
What do you call a southern girl who runs faster than her brothers a virgin | true |
If donald trump named his scrotum would it be called goldman sachs? | true |
Atm skimming is on the rise, secret service says | false |
Top 5 resistances to change (and their remedies) | false |
How do you ask a northerner if they are of noble descent? arya stark? | true |
Add new facets to your personality with perfumes | false |
Prince harry's cheerleaders put on a show (photos) | false |
What does a guy with a 9 cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning i had toast.... | true |