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bubba gump shrimp owner comforts depressed guy fieri | 1 |
the house science committee doesn't seem to understand the concept of winter | 0 |
iran denies making deal with u.s. to ship nuclear material to russia | 0 |
south african prison rape survivors speak out for the first time | 0 |
18 habits of highly creative people | 0 |
will the charlie hebdo terrorist attack kill intelligence reform in the united states? | 0 |
katy perry says she'd collaborate with taylor swift under this one simple condition | 0 |
fired police chief, 2 other officers, sue for racial discrimination | 0 |
report: white house exploring new value-added tax and carbon tax | 0 |
audience calls candidates back on stage for debate encore | 1 |
popeye decries mideast bombings; 'dese bombinks is disgustipating,' says sailor man | 1 |
the senate and the house begin their debt limit dance | 0 |
robert durst admits he was high on meth 'the whole time' while filming 'the jinx' | 0 |
slain teacher told his fiancee what to say if he died in a school shooting | 0 |
most of trump's voters don't think he's changed since taking office | 0 |
robert pattinson is surprised to learn you still like him | 0 |
stepping back into now | 0 |
milkshake almost ruined by breakup | 1 |
new diet surge targets overweight snowboarders | 1 |
cool guy from middle school still sporting phat pair of jncos | 1 |
5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered | 0 |
department of homeland security not about to raise alert level for 14th anniversary of 9/11 | 1 |
queer couples take it off in stunning boudoir photos (nsfw) | 0 |
maybe we shouldn't waste money on drug testing michigan welfare recipients | 0 |
details hazy on 'death threats' against epa's scott pruitt | 0 |
law schools now require applicants to honestly state whether they want to go to law school | 1 |
5 questions to measure the feasibility of your startup idea | 0 |
underfunded school lacks resources to calculate student-to-teacher ratio | 1 |
by letting go of perfection, i found my strength as a mother | 0 |
salad suppliers pledge to continue including just enough in bag that some will go bad if you're single | 1 |
beer aisle scanned for something asshole friend won't mock | 1 |
tina yothers fantasy camp files for bankruptcy | 1 |
breaking: congressmen walking somewhere | 1 |
disgusted researchers can't even bring themselves to find out how much mayo the average american consumes yearly | 1 |
mcdonald's birthday party to be happiest time in child's life | 1 |
suicide hotline operator talking to ex-boyfriend again | 1 |
congolese rebel can't bring himself to care about congolese war | 1 |
90 percent of americans now wearing laminated id badges | 1 |
trump backers share his animosity toward the media, poll shows | 0 |
series of grave errors results in jeff and kim's 5th anniversary | 1 |
5 reasons website traffic is the lifeblood of small business | 0 |
parents trying to gauge if son complete idiot before deciding whether to move to better school district | 1 |
half-empty bottle of colt 45 left on church steps must be offering to god | 1 |
marine le pen literally stole parts of a speech from her rival | 0 |
man who forgot to buy valentine's day gift relieved to remember wife passed away years ago | 1 |
jordan klepper channels jon stewart in his own search for sanity | 0 |
'okay, gene, let's just get through this,' marketing executive beginning day tells self | 1 |
cash-strapped moviepass limiting new users to one movie filmed in ceo's backyard per month | 1 |
genuine love and respect only thing holding area relationship together | 1 |
buck up. the denver holiday season is upon us | 0 |
report: strongest human relationships emerge from bashing friend who couldn't make it out | 1 |
green party official caught embezzling campaign funds for dime bag | 1 |
john kelly denies any knowledge of staffer's misconduct that will break in few month's time | 1 |
kleenex box inadequately covered | 1 |
who's afraid to think? | 0 |
these stars prove dark '90s lipstick is eternally cool | 0 |
the eternal optimist | 0 |
end of soup season can't come soon enough for oft-burned tongue | 1 |
snorkeling instructor unaware he's in background of 400 dating profile photos | 1 |
new pumpkin spice channel to offer fall-themed hardcore pornography | 1 |
area desk doesn't mind if people sit on it like a chair every once in a while | 1 |
jay-z: 'on second thought, i like orlando more' | 1 |
length of relationship mistaken for quality of relationship | 1 |
dental hygienist sick of being lied to | 1 |
'wheel of fortune' contestants hit hard as vowel prices skyrocket | 1 |
poll: support for afghanistan war up among americans who love horrible situations | 1 |
blake shelton gushes about gwen stefani before her beautiful 'voice' performance | 0 |
report: u.s. consumers spend $900 billion each year after saying 'gimme one of those, too' | 1 |
16 tweets that define what it means to be an introvert | 0 |
trump and his press secretary flagrantly lied on their first full day in office. that matters. | 0 |
if hamster only knew what happened to last hamster | 1 |
report: algerian militant killed in u.s. strike targeting al qaeda operatives in libya | 0 |
james corden battles neil patrick harris in aca-mazing broadway riff-off | 0 |
aides advise obama to avoid any mention of america during state of the union speech | 1 |
mattis, tillerson want blank check to wage illegal war | 0 |
soulless man has cordless phone | 1 |
meet paddles, the most powerful cat in new zealand | 0 |
10 instagram accounts to follow to get you in the holiday spirit | 0 |
new low stooped to | 1 |
obama's overtime reforms aren't dead yet | 0 |
obama increases sense of urgency by riding last white rhino on earth through climate talk | 1 |
opening wider and diving deeper into the immeasurable beauty and pain of life | 0 |
chris murphy: congress giving 'quiet endorsement' to murders | 0 |
it's time to stop chasing the impossible ideal | 0 |
ricky martin's style evolution, from menudo to mullets and beyond | 0 |
fbi calls for increased surveillance powers to keep pace with evolving threat of presidential administrations | 1 |
area ostrich lashes out against unnecessarily restrictive zoning laws | 1 |
trevor noah: 'trump may destroy the world, but god damn he's cute' | 0 |
sandwich from television commercial spotted at local restaurant | 1 |
signed 8x10 of tony danza draws millions to brooklyn dry cleaner | 1 |
another vietnamese activist slapped with prison sentence for toxic spill criticism | 0 |
taylor swift shares 'family portrait' with lots of famous ladies | 0 |
how are hawaii's millennials doing these days? | 0 |
afterbirthers demand to see obama's placenta | 1 |
budweiser unveils social anxiety bottle with 900% more label to pick at | 1 |
margaret atwood's advice for young feminists: 'be informed, be aware' | 0 |
man opens fire on chicago subway train: police | 0 |
this new federal law will change foster care as we know it | 0 |
clear theme of obedient children emerging in father's bedtime stories | 1 |
report: mom has plan for tub of whipped cream in fridge | 1 |