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what i wish i'd learned about housekeeping | 0 |
woman shuts down dude who demanded $5 back for coffee date | 0 |
nation's ever so malleable simpletons fluttering between candidates like shuttlecocks through every moment of debate | 1 |
tv producers running out of types of people to have dance with each other | 1 |
creepy real estate listing really talking up size of crawlspaces | 1 |
report: girl who called you a slut in high school posting passionate status about women's march | 1 |
hope in students' eyes too much for screenwriting teacher to handle this week | 1 |
the ayurveda experience in india | 0 |
team usa wins third straight olympic gold beating serbia in rio | 0 |
'the sheer beauty of montana just intrigues me': meet the people of livingston | 0 |
report: mom would rather sit here and watch you guys have fun | 1 |
police near st. louis quash peaceful protest by declaring it an unlawful assembly | 0 |
supreme court upholds bill of rights in 5-4 decision | 1 |
republican congressmen torched at angry town hall meetings in california | 0 |
andrew w.k. submits the necessary paperwork to form 'the party party' | 0 |
good girls have abortions, too, naral chief tells dnc | 0 |
report: clinton accepted rebate while in office depot | 1 |
anti-donald trump forces gear up for third-party challenge | 0 |
tim kaine's children: tim kaine could be vice president of lameness, maybe | 1 |
dad and toddler 'compete' over mother's day responsibilities | 0 |
mom posts photos from travel ban countries to show we're more alike than different | 0 |
the unicorn frappuccino is coming to a starbucks near you | 0 |
jay leno reconsiders retirement after georgia woman sets boyfriend's crotch on fire | 1 |
'harry potter' actor alfred enoch says there's no reason hermione can't be black | 0 |
these latinos' reactions to 'coco' prove representation matters | 0 |
poisoned daughter of russian spy released from hospital | 0 |
construction crew arguing over who gets to use the fun tools | 1 |
even trump voters hate this bill he just signed | 0 |
new affordable daycare sort of keeps an eye on your kids | 1 |
cookie johnson reveals what led to a secret 2-week separation from magic johnson | 0 |
acne medication may cause dizziness, nausea, loss of hearing, insomnia, blood clotting, difficulty breathing | 1 |
deaths of 550,000 confirm which mushrooms are okay to eat | 1 |
watch maroon 5's 'snl' performance | 0 |
bush tumbles wildly down washington monument staircase | 1 |
dog picks out her own shelter kitten to take home | 0 |
nation inspired by bravery of teen just wearing bikini right into mcdonald's | 1 |
donald trump: what the actual f*ck? | 0 |
kylie jenner beat beyonc茅 at breaking the internet | 0 |
trump announces paris climate deal rejection in front of 16 running faucets | 1 |
exhausted trump supporter just decides massive cuts to healthcare subsidies reason he voted for him | 1 |
transplanting marijuana: myth to mainstream america | 0 |
mom really funny today | 1 |
i was taught to be ashamed of my sexuality | 0 |
john oliver's guide to everything students need to know | 0 |
a mild-mannered woman from washington is the democrats' deadliest weapon | 0 |
rachel mcadams doesn't look like this anymore | 0 |
no, gay marriage wasn't a conservative win | 0 |
cnn producer on hunt for saddest-looking fuck with convention button collection | 1 |
james corden and harry styles kiss for holiday-themed 'carpool karaoke' | 0 |
switzerland passes u.n. inspection after erecting fire escape on matterhorn | 1 |
filmmaker says 'stranger things' creators stole his ideas in new lawsuit | 0 |
aly raisman says usa gymnastics is '100 percent responsible' for nassar abuse | 0 |
ten days in june | 0 |
why change sucks even when you're middle age | 0 |
procter & gamble introduces home menstruation test | 1 |
slow-motion woman emerges glistening from pool | 1 |
gop senators throw support behind mitch mcconnell as feud with trump escalates | 0 |
trump backs rudy giuliani's claim that no campaign money went to stormy daniels | 0 |
ten years later, it's still gut-wrenching to look back at katrina footage | 0 |
olympics commentator explains 'they all look the same' remark about chinese skiers | 0 |
5 viruses that are scarier than ebola | 0 |
why happy hours may soon replace early bird specials | 0 |
the crisis with russia and the unspoken link | 0 |
secret service rooftop sniper team depressed by sprawling view of cleveland | 1 |
shadow government getting too large to meet in marriott conference room b | 1 |
how (not) to repeat history | 0 |
three stylish ways to wear one puffer vest | 0 |
relationship experts say mailing body part to ex on valentine's day only way to win them back | 1 |
ex-new orleans cops plead guilty in post-katrina killings | 0 |
retiree purchases recliner he'll eventually die in | 1 |
david crosby shows photo of dwarven blacksmith to barber to give idea of what he wants | 1 |
epa urges nation to develop new air source | 1 |
area woman tired of men staring at her breast implants | 1 |
bob dylan digitally remastered | 1 |
wall street journal editor directs reporters to get really mealy-mouthed covering trump | 0 |
lena dunham opens up about sexual healing after assault in poignant essay | 0 |
apartment set up to create illusion of well-rounded life | 1 |
man calls trust fund savings | 1 |
number of songs gop candidates can use down to 4 | 1 |
white house staff frantically shredding trump campaign aides | 1 |
jenny sanford: 'i'm loving these lax gun purchasing laws' | 1 |
mystery freshman dominates ice breakers, disappears into night | 1 |
coworker even a dick in his expense reports | 1 |
trump's deadly embrace of israel | 0 |
amish teen spends entire rumspringa at apple store | 1 |
carrie fisher raised billie lourd 'without gender' | 0 |
woman says al franken groped her during 2010 photo op | 0 |
scientists claim solar energy will be capable of powering 95% of scorchlands outposts by 2085 | 1 |
st. vincent to world's catholics: stop donating all this crap to me | 1 |
new, lighter iphone hailed by exhausted, humpbacked iphone 4 users | 1 |
ohio police chief: senseless killings by cops 'making us all look bad' | 0 |
eye surgery lets abused dog see his rescuer for the very first time | 0 |
nation unsure which candidate's plan to destroy the environment will create more jobs | 1 |
wild-eyed sears ceo convinced these the flannel pajama pants that will turn everything around | 1 |
new facebook feature allows user to cancel account | 1 |
jimmy fallon six tantalizing months from disappearing forever | 1 |
determined ant requires second flicking | 1 |
comey memoir claims trump was obsessed with disproving 'pee tape' allegation | 0 |
nation's sanitation workers announce everything finally clean | 1 |
new law determines bullets no longer responsibility of owner once fired from gun | 1 |